Try going over to your nearby Ukrainian Catholic parish -- you talk to the priest before a daily Mass and say "Spovid." And he says, "You want Confession?" He later says, "Like tell God sorry?" Ans you do, And then for penance he says, "Take one rosary." No line, nothing. Nobody commits sins in this, my parish (and a half mile walk away) except the stray Latin Rites. And then you "take" the rosary walking home, and you thank Our Lord for having placed you so close to this gem of a parish in today's crazy Church.